Oct. 13th, 2007 11:33 am
hench_wench: (n: hello down there)
Badass Uke
Badass Uke
Take Are you a Seme or an Uke? today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.
You are the highest level uke. Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. At times, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges - all you really want is the punishment. It takes a seme with just enough sadistic tendencies to dish out the punishment you really want, but enough patience not to outright kill you, so you are best paired with the "Don't Fuck With Me" Seme.

... I. I couldn't do it for Monta and Brenda.
hench_wench: (nudge nudge wink wink)
From [livejournal.com profile] snakesonanin.

"Comment here with the names of your characters and I will tell you if Harley would do them and why. Even if she has never met them before, comment, and I will give you my super scientific analysis on doability based purely on physical appearance."

... Or Monta, I suppose. If you really wanted to know. But. It's Monta.
hench_wench: (say wha-?)
Didn't I just do this? It feels like I just did this.

Anyway! It's that wacky 5 things meme going around for Harley. And Monta, I guess, even though he will not be properly introduced until tomorrow.
hench_wench: (I am so smart!)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Harley!

  1. To check whether Harley is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Harley will sink, and fresh Harley will float.
  2. Baby swans are called Harley!
  3. The risk of being struck by Harley is one occurence every 9,300 years.
  4. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Harley.
  5. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Harley.
  6. Harley is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature!
  7. Some birds use Harley to orientate themselves during migration!
  8. Harley never said 'Play it again, Sam'!
  9. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Harley.
  10. You should always open Harley at least an hour before drinking her!
I am interested in - do tell me about


Dec. 27th, 2006 01:46 am
hench_wench: (say wha-?)
What. )
hench_wench: (pie: hello)
Even though Harley doesn't fantasize about any of y'all.

Well, I'll just make something up.

... Heh, ain't nobody gonna see this.

Top 5

Dec. 21st, 2006 09:38 pm
hench_wench: (tease)
The five things meme, stolen from Ikkaku. It is all the rage these days. Or so I hear.

Actually, I... I just like lists.

OH RIGHT answers are IC and AU.
hench_wench: (pie: hello)
Type N )

And nobody is surprised.
hench_wench: (n: hello down there)
... Easy? )

Okay, yeah. Easy.

Trust meme

Nov. 28th, 2006 12:11 am
hench_wench: (Default)
Hey, numbers are easy! And sheep are cool. Scale of 1-10 yadda yadda yadda ...
hench_wench: (w-what?)
So! Since my last essay meme appears to have been eaten by a grue (No, seriously. Where the fuck did it go?), have a new one. But I can't guarantee I can actually make sense of what's going on with Harley any better than you can.
hench_wench: (puddin!)
I feel so bad about doing this when I haven't even touched the last meme (h-hi guys I haven't forgotten really I swears it) but I feel like being shallow, so there you have it. ON A SCALE OF 1-10 HOW MUCH DOES HARLEY LIKE YOUR HOT HOT BODY?

... aw, damn, deleted my score card icon.

ETA: Keep in mind that this guy? Right here? In the icon? SEXIEST MAN ALIVE.

Quotes meme

Oct. 3rd, 2006 12:14 pm
hench_wench: (taking notes)
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.
-Augusten Burroughs, Magical Thinking

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
-Woody Allen

Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.
-Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.
-Norm Papernick

[S]he refused to be bored chiefly because she wasn’t boring.
-Zelda Fitzgerald, 1922
hench_wench: (taking notes)
... I mean. I seriously don't have time for this, but I'm doing it anyway! Because if I don't draw something not for class I will go mad. So comment and I'll sketch something when I take breaks from Actual Work. Might take me until November to get any of 'em done, but by God they will be done!


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