Boo, warnings. Okay, uh ... Five's not gonna be enough.
1. That time I squirted that naked kid with mustard? That was pretty funny. I should try it on the Bird Boy sometimes. 2. Joy buzzer. Classic. 3. Oh! Oh! You know that thing where you tie money to a string and drag it along the street just watching these poor shmucks running and trying to catch it? ... 'cept how am I supposed to get B-man's respect and approval on a string? 4. Messing with the Batsignal never gets old. 5. Kinda hard to prank call the Batcave when you don't have the number. 6. Brainwashing could be fun! 7. Torturing his loved ones while he watches but is completely unable to help. ♥ 8. Gum in the hair. What, it's hard to get that stuff out.
... Gee, I'd better call it quits or I'll be here all day.
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1. That time I squirted that naked kid with mustard? That was pretty funny. I should try it on the Bird Boy sometimes.
2. Joy buzzer. Classic.
3. Oh! Oh! You know that thing where you tie money to a string and drag it along the street just watching these poor shmucks running and trying to catch it? ... 'cept how am I supposed to get B-man's respect and approval on a string?
4. Messing with the Batsignal never gets old.
5. Kinda hard to prank call the Batcave when you don't have the number.
6. Brainwashing could be fun!
7. Torturing his loved ones while he watches but is completely unable to help. ♥
8. Gum in the hair. What, it's hard to get that stuff out.
... Gee, I'd better call it quits or I'll be here all day.