Quotes meme

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.
-Augusten Burroughs, Magical Thinking

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
-Woody Allen

Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.
-Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.
-Norm Papernick

[S]he refused to be bored chiefly because she wasn’t boring.
-Zelda Fitzgerald, 1922