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hench_wench) wrote2006-07-06 11:37 pm
hench_wench) wrote2006-07-06 11:37 pm
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Character: Harley Quinn (Wikipedia)
Series: Batman: The Animated Series (Wikipedia)
Character Age: Unknown, but probably late 20s to early 30s
Job: Camp psychiatrist
Canon: Dr. Harleen Quinzel was a promising criminal psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum. Hoping to further her career, she obtained permission for a series of private sessions with the Joker, Arkham’s most famous (and, to Dr. Quinzel, most charming) resident. She very quickly fell in love with the Clown Prince of Crime. Shortly after Dr. Quinzel changed her identity to Harley Quinn and helped bust the Joker out of his cell. She’s been his loyal hench wench and main squeeze ever since.
Harley Quinn is energetic and will do anything for a laugh, but her sense of humor tends to be as dangerous as it is silly. She can be a little flaky, but she’s a sweetheart who will do anything for her man.
Sample Post
Pop quiz!
You’ve just been caught committing atrocities hitherto unknown by man, and you get two choices of where to go from here. Do you:
A) Waste away for who knows how long in an asylum for the criminally insane
or
B) Do community service at a summer camp for snot-nosed scamps?
You’d think it’d be a no brainer, but what they don’t tell you in the package is what a dump this place is. Bugs the size of my leg! And trust me, buster, they can hold a lot more goop than it looks like. This suit will never be the same. No wonder you’re all so miserable.
Rumor has it there’s some of you got acute stress disorder, PTSD, sociopathy, impulse control disorders brought about by consumption of suspicious foods, and even some good ol’ fashioned depression. But never fear, kiddies! Harley is going to make it all better!
Now, you may be wonderin’ what a gorgeous, clever, and well-spoken woman dressed like a clown knows about crazies, kooks, and loons. Well, lemme tell ya, it takes one to know one!
For starters, I’m thinkin’ that the best medicine is laugher, right? Right! So turn that frown upside down! . . . But not in a literal sense, even if you can tear your mouth clean off. Ewwwwww. C’mon, it’ll be a blast! Or it would if possessing firearms and high-grade explosives didn’t violate my parole.
And remember that the sooner I can get you little brats to stop whining about everything, the sooner I can go back to Mr. J. ♥
(Voting happened here.)
Series: Batman: The Animated Series (Wikipedia)
Character Age: Unknown, but probably late 20s to early 30s
Job: Camp psychiatrist
Canon: Dr. Harleen Quinzel was a promising criminal psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum. Hoping to further her career, she obtained permission for a series of private sessions with the Joker, Arkham’s most famous (and, to Dr. Quinzel, most charming) resident. She very quickly fell in love with the Clown Prince of Crime. Shortly after Dr. Quinzel changed her identity to Harley Quinn and helped bust the Joker out of his cell. She’s been his loyal hench wench and main squeeze ever since.
Harley Quinn is energetic and will do anything for a laugh, but her sense of humor tends to be as dangerous as it is silly. She can be a little flaky, but she’s a sweetheart who will do anything for her man.
Sample Post
Pop quiz!
You’ve just been caught committing atrocities hitherto unknown by man, and you get two choices of where to go from here. Do you:
A) Waste away for who knows how long in an asylum for the criminally insane
or
B) Do community service at a summer camp for snot-nosed scamps?
You’d think it’d be a no brainer, but what they don’t tell you in the package is what a dump this place is. Bugs the size of my leg! And trust me, buster, they can hold a lot more goop than it looks like. This suit will never be the same. No wonder you’re all so miserable.
Rumor has it there’s some of you got acute stress disorder, PTSD, sociopathy, impulse control disorders brought about by consumption of suspicious foods, and even some good ol’ fashioned depression. But never fear, kiddies! Harley is going to make it all better!
Now, you may be wonderin’ what a gorgeous, clever, and well-spoken woman dressed like a clown knows about crazies, kooks, and loons. Well, lemme tell ya, it takes one to know one!
For starters, I’m thinkin’ that the best medicine is laugher, right? Right! So turn that frown upside down! . . . But not in a literal sense, even if you can tear your mouth clean off. Ewwwwww. C’mon, it’ll be a blast! Or it would if possessing firearms and high-grade explosives didn’t violate my parole.
And remember that the sooner I can get you little brats to stop whining about everything, the sooner I can go back to Mr. J. ♥
(Voting happened here.)