Catch-all post for continuing or new threads.

[hench_wench]

((I'll replace the boring text with something clever later. Probably. ... Probably not.))

Comments

[hench_wench]

It's not like I had anything in mind! I need to think of something.

[boogerman]

Yes, yes, I'll leave and you'll think of something, which you'll use against me at the worst possible time.

...no.

[hench_wench]

... you are not a happy man.

[boogerman]

[...]

[hench_wench]

I'm seriously not after anything!

[boogerman]

You'll probably hug me in the middle of a crowd or something ridiculous.

[hench_wench]

[Well now he's just giving her IDEAS]

[boogerman]

No. Now or never.

[hench_wench]

I wouldn't hug you in public! Again. Unless I forget. But since you're offering... make it a good one!

[boogerman]

[...teeth]

As if I know how.

[hench_wench]

Well that's a little bit pathetic. Plus, a crappy hug isn't a good trade at all.

[boogerman]

It's what you're getting.

[are you coming or what]

[hench_wench]

[Admit you want a damn hug already.]

Pay attention, spooky, because I am great at this.

[And she is indeed THE GREATEST AT HUGS]

[boogerman]

[no, hugs are for kids!!]

[stiff like a tree :|]

[hench_wench]

[You're actually thinking of a breakfast cereal, but they're pretty easy to get mixed up.]

Oh come on! I'm bringing my A-game here and you aren't even trying. This isn't a hug. It's just kind of sad and weird and creepy.

[boogerman]

[have you ever seen the Boogeyman in a grocery store?]

Creepy works for me.

[hench_wench]

[He does have a slight resemblance to Count Chockula.]

Not creepy like creepy. Creepy like a creep. "Hey, come over here and put your hands on my body while I stand perfectly still!" That's gonna get you put on a list.

This was your idea so the least you could do is make an effort.

[boogerman]

[that's not who you're thinking of]

How is touching you less creepy?

[hench_wench]

Whoa there, pal. You've got some weird ideas about hugs. So this is how it goes? You get to eat off me, then you get a hug, and I get bupkis?

[boogerman]

[ugh fine]

[have something like a stiff hug back, you freak, and he doesn't like it]

[hench_wench]

[aww yeah baby now that's what I'm talking about]

[She will just have to teach him BY EXAMPLE. Srsly hugs r soooo gr8]

[boogerman]

[only if he discovers a way to make them terrifying]

[hench_wench]

[.... There is a way but he wouldn't like it. Hint: it's awkward boners]

[boogerman]

[...never ever ever.]

[hench_wench]

Now is this really so bad?