Catch-all post for continuing or new threads.

[hench_wench]

((I'll replace the boring text with something clever later. Probably. ... Probably not.))

Comments

[boogerman]

[you don't exist]

[hench_wench]

[Fine, then she'll steal the rest of his cake. Ignore THAT]

[boogerman]

[BUT WHAT IF HE HAS THE ONLY FORK!]

[hench_wench]

[What if she shoves the cake in his face]

[boogerman]

[sputtering--]

You're the one with the problem! Why didn't you walk away!

[hench_wench]

As if you can tell me what to do!

[boogerman]

I don't know what's wrong with you! I'm trying not to fight!

[hench_wench]

Okay, then here's what's off limits. Windows, my exes, diagnosing, The Three Stooges.

[boogerman]

[...wiping cake off his face]

My list is longer.

[hench_wench]

Yeah, I bet.

[boogerman]

No shoving me into fountains or smearing me with blood and cake.

[hench_wench]

[HUFF]

[boogerman]

...more to follow.

[hench_wench]

... So.

Do-over, or call it quits?

[boogerman]

The former.

[hench_wench]

I swear, this is the hardest I've ever worked to get along with somebody I don't even get to make out with.

[boogerman]

It's no picnic for me either.

[hench_wench]

Then why do we keep trying?

[boogerman]

You're the headshrinker, you tell me.

[hench_wench]

Nooo way, you hate therapy talk.

[boogerman]

I didn't ask the stupid question.

[hench_wench]

It's not a stupid question!

[boogerman]

Then you figure it out.

[hench_wench]

It's not 'cause you think I'm hot, is it? You were just messing around that time, right?

[boogerman]

Yes, I was, and you deserved it.