Catch-all post for continuing or new threads.

[hench_wench]

((I'll replace the boring text with something clever later. Probably. ... Probably not.))

Comments

[boogerman]

Everything you've done--that isn't your twisted sense of humor?

[hench_wench]

Oh boy. Seriously? Buddy, when Harley Quinn thinks you're dense, you've really hit bottom.

[boogerman]

[hiss hiss!!]

Shut up. I am the Boogeyman, not anyone's friend!

[hench_wench]

[shrugs]

It's not hard to be both, you know. Not like you seem to think. Monsters are social. I've said that before too.

[boogerman]

And how would you know?

[hench_wench]

[SIIIIIIIIIIGH]

Home, where I'm from ... the big bad monsters, the things parents warn their kids about, the things that keep people locked inside at night? That's us. That's what we do.

[boogerman]

Obviously--but where does friendship come into it?

[hench_wench]

Us. Plural. A whole bunch. [jazz hands] Frieeeendsss.

[boogerman]

[you are a freak.]

A moot point, anyway. I've been invisible to the majority of the world for at least four centuries. That means no conversations, friendly or otherwise.

[hench_wench]

Not so invisible now. Or haven't you noticed?

[boogerman]

Believe me, I have noticed.

[hench_wench]

So all I'm hearing is "blah blah I have no social skills and I'm too stubborn to try new stuff blah blah".

[boogerman]

[baring his teeth]

You have no idea what I've been doing with the sane people around here.

[hench_wench]

Yeah, pretty sure you just don't know what to do with me and that's making you spiky.

[boogerman]

Oh, I know what I'd like--you just won't listen.

[except tasty Poltergeist dinner...]

[hench_wench]

Well, say it plainly.

[boogerman]

I have told you to go away--how many times now?

[hench_wench]

Yeah, but you don't say it like you mean it.

[boogerman]

I threw you out with my bare hands.

[hench_wench]

And then you let me back in.

[boogerman]

You were making a bit of a scene.

[hench_wench]

Nope, that doesn't fly. Nobody else even saw it.

[boogerman]

Someone could have. The wrong sort of someone.

I'm trying not to be obvious when I torment people.

[hench_wench]

Mmhm. Locking me out is torment? Really? That's a pretty loose definition, buddy.

[boogerman]

The way you were yelling would have made anyone think so.