Catch-all post for continuing or new threads.

[hench_wench]

((I'll replace the boring text with something clever later. Probably. ... Probably not.))

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[boogerman]

[this is a lot of work for a bit of cake.]

How dare you laugh at me.

[hench_wench]

[Pretending like he isn't here is the next best thing to him not being here.]

[boogerman]

[okay.]

[he'll have his cake in silence.]

[hench_wench]

[I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON IT AND ALSO GET FAT]

[boogerman]

[THAT IS THE DUMBEST THING HE'S EVER NOT HEARD]

[hench_wench]

[AND HE NEVER WILL HEAR IT BECAUSE SHE'S NEVER SPEAKING TO HIM AGAIN]

[Dear camp, please give me eye lasers xoxox Harley]

[boogerman]

[also staring at her with creepy glowing eyes]

[hench_wench]

[HMPH FINE THEN SHE WON'T LOOK]

[boogerman]

[those little hairs on the back of her neck stand up]

[that's what he does]

[hench_wench]

[Oh god damn it FINE]

[Stalks over to his table and slams her hands down.]

You really piss me off.

[boogerman]

Shame on me eating dessert in the dark?

[hench_wench]

Don't play dumb.

[boogerman]

[EATS CAKE.]

[hench_wench]

[SLAPS HIS FORK AWAY]

[boogerman]

Go. Away.

[hench_wench]

[Well that decides it. She takes a seat.]

[boogerman]

[role reversal!1! he hums under his breath and... ignores her.]

[hench_wench]

I can't decide if I hate you or... What the heck is wrong with us?

[boogerman]

[you don't exist]

[hench_wench]

[Fine, then she'll steal the rest of his cake. Ignore THAT]

[boogerman]

[BUT WHAT IF HE HAS THE ONLY FORK!]

[hench_wench]

[What if she shoves the cake in his face]

[boogerman]

[sputtering--]

You're the one with the problem! Why didn't you walk away!

[hench_wench]

As if you can tell me what to do!

[boogerman]

I don't know what's wrong with you! I'm trying not to fight!