Catch-all post for continuing or new threads.

[hench_wench]

((I'll replace the boring text with something clever later. Probably. ... Probably not.))

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[boogerman]

He was very busy... and fast.

[hench_wench]

You worry too much. That's not even hardly the worst thing that could happen.

... hey, so, I'm off the hook for Poltergeist right? Because that suuuuucked.

[boogerman]

My reputation keeps me going in a way you'll never understand.

[eh. fine.] Maybe. That's the most fear I've gotten from a willing donor so far.

[hench_wench]

No. Don't tell me what I do and don't understand about reps.

Ffffffine, I'll watch it, you big sad sack.

[boogerman]

I can and I will. It's fuel.

[...] You don't have to.

[hench_wench]

I. Know. You ain't half so mysterious as you think, okay? I get it.

I said I'm gonna, so I'm gonna. And I'll hate every second of it for you.

[boogerman]

[...] If you say so.

[wait, what]

Why would you do that to yourself?

[hench_wench]

[She'd explain, but in her experience calling monsters out on their stupid shit sometimes goes poorly. And he hasn't been too inclined to care so far.]

You're lucky you're cute because oh my god you are dumb.

[boogerman]

[...]

Excuse me.

[hench_wench]

I'm not scared of you, but I can at least be scared for you. Willing donor. Otherwise somebody's always gotta make life difficult just for doing your job.

[boogerman]

Strangely enough, you're not the only one here...

[hench_wench]

You said a city isn't enough, so I figure you need all the help you can get. Plus I like you, idiot. Haven't you been listening?

[boogerman]

[...]

Weren't you doing that simply for the sake of annoying someone?

[hench_wench]

What are you talking about now?

[boogerman]

Everything you've done--that isn't your twisted sense of humor?

[hench_wench]

Oh boy. Seriously? Buddy, when Harley Quinn thinks you're dense, you've really hit bottom.

[boogerman]

[hiss hiss!!]

Shut up. I am the Boogeyman, not anyone's friend!

[hench_wench]

[shrugs]

It's not hard to be both, you know. Not like you seem to think. Monsters are social. I've said that before too.

[boogerman]

And how would you know?

[hench_wench]

[SIIIIIIIIIIGH]

Home, where I'm from ... the big bad monsters, the things parents warn their kids about, the things that keep people locked inside at night? That's us. That's what we do.

[boogerman]

Obviously--but where does friendship come into it?

[hench_wench]

Us. Plural. A whole bunch. [jazz hands] Frieeeendsss.

[boogerman]

[you are a freak.]

A moot point, anyway. I've been invisible to the majority of the world for at least four centuries. That means no conversations, friendly or otherwise.

[hench_wench]

Not so invisible now. Or haven't you noticed?

[boogerman]

Believe me, I have noticed.